From: dirtydick32@hotmail.com
Subject: Website Dude!
Wow, what a cool website. I really like the flaming skull, man, that's really awesome. You are a totally narly web designer. I have an internet startup, it's going to go off biggerly and I think your talents are just what we are looking for. Please send us your resume and your credit card details so we can start paying you.
- Chuck

From: princesskitty@cute.net
Subject: HOW R U!!!!
lo there - u don't no me but i like checking out your hot page everyday when i'm on my lunch break from work and i felt like sending u a message becuz yr funny and u make me laff out loud so I get funny looks from my cow orkers. i think i may be getting the sack but thats ok becuz work sux and the boss is a real meanie and he doesn't like it when i take more than 30 seconds 2 deal with someone on the phone - also some people are soooo mean 2 me when all i'm trying 2 do is sell them wall cladding or to make them change phone companies or offer them cheap trips 2 nicuragua. i'm just trying 2 make enuff money so I can move 2 l a and become a movie star. hey! i just thought of something - being the big net id u r i'm sure u know lots of people in the movie biz??? maybe u can put in a word for me saying i'm looking for a break hell i'd be happy to start just being an extra in ads and low life stuff like that - just saying, u know? but i'd better b getting back 2 work - got a list of 50 contax to get thru 2nite b4 i knock off. best wishes, bruce.

From: ang4321@prodigy.com
Subject: Your Website
You are one sick puppy.

From: billbeetroot@yahoo.com
Subject: You need help!
There are times when I'm looking at the net and I see things that confirm my sentiment that there is no hope left for humanity. Your website is just about the prime example of such. AS it is, I thought about going to a gun shop and buying something to blow my brains out with, but I think I'll just drink myself to death tonight. Less mess to clean up.
- Bill Beetroot